It’s fun to baselessly accuse a TikTok beekeeper of being a Trump-supporting fraud. But that’s probably not the real story here.

A lawsuit claims the sandwich chain's tuna isn't actually tuna, but won't say what the allegedly fake tuna is. Let's unpack that.

"It's like sometimes it might be a threesome, it might be a foursome. I done had a fivesome."

Is he just trying to drum up sympathy as his trial begins this week?

Kris Jenner is giving everyone facial injections this year, from her 22-year-old daughter to her 85-year-old mom.

He said if he wasn't nominated for 'Uncut Gems,' he'd make a movie "so bad on purpose" as an act of revenge. We have some ideas.

Have a relaxing stay next to a bunch of squawking peacocks at the good graces of Thompson's widow, who, by the way, "does own a weapons permit."

We just got owned. Or at least we think we did.

"I am four feet away from him, and I yell: ‘Get your dick out!’ He looks at me and makes direct eye contact and says, ‘What?’ And I say: ‘Get your fucking dick out.’"

He's auctioning off part of Denzel Washington's chair, prop horses from 'Gladiator,' and a protective thong to celebrate his divorce.

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