The TikTok Beekeeper Drama Is Totally Bogus It’s fun to baselessly accuse a TikTok beekeeper of being a Trump-supporting fraud. But that’s probably not the real story here. What’s Actually Going On With This Subway Tuna Situation? A lawsuit claims the sandwich chain's tuna isn't actually tuna, but won't say what the allegedly fake tuna is. Let's unpack that. Did Blueface Really Sleep With 1,000 Women in 6 Months? An Investigation "It's like sometimes it might be a threesome, it might be a foursome. I done had a fivesome." We Asked a Doctor If Harvey Weinstein Really Needs That Walker Is he just trying to drum up sympathy as his trial begins this week? Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like Giving Your Entire Family Botox for Christmas Kris Jenner is giving everyone facial injections this year, from her 22-year-old daughter to her 85-year-old mom. 18 Terrible Movies Adam Sandler Should Make to Punish the Academy for His Snub He said if he wasn't nominated for 'Uncut Gems,' he'd make a movie "so bad on purpose" as an act of revenge. We have some ideas. Airbnbing Hunter S. Thompson’s Cabin Sounds Miserable and Also Terrifying Have a relaxing stay next to a bunch of squawking peacocks at the good graces of Thompson's widow, who, by the way, "does own a weapons permit." Vaulter From 'Succession' Is Probably VICE, Right? We just got owned. Or at least we think we did. We Talked to the Heckler Who Told Louis C.K. to Take His Dick Out at the Comedy Cellar "I am four feet away from him, and I yell: ‘Get your dick out!’ He looks at me and makes direct eye contact and says, ‘What?’ And I say: ‘Get your fucking dick out.’" Russell Crowe Is on the Market, and So Are All His Prized Possessions He's auctioning off part of Denzel Washington's chair, prop horses from 'Gladiator,' and a protective thong to celebrate his divorce. This is only a selection of my work. If you’d like to see some additional blogs—more blogs, baby!—just shoot me an email.